31 – Emor: The Omer, Haman, Ruth, and the Man Who Cursed Hashem (Audio recorded May 4, 2015)
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Emor: R. Yosi Hachorem Blemishes and More (Audio)
Audio for Parshas Emor: R. Yosi Hachorem Blemishes and More
Paradise: Vizos HaBracha — Moshe
Moshe the servant of Hashem died there, by the mouth of Hashem. — Dvarim 34:5
Paradise: Haazinu — Say Pi Pi Pi and then Spit
Listen, Heavens, and I will speak; let the earth hear the words of my mouth. — Dvarim 32:1
Paradise: Vayeilech – Bring the Kids Along!
Gather the nation – men, women and children and strangers among you – to listen and learn to fear Hashem, your God, so that they will carefully keep the words of this Torah. — Dvarim 31:12
Paradise: Nitzavim — Monkey See
And you saw their abominations and their vulgarities – the wood, stone, silver and gold [idols] that they keep with them. — Dvarim 29:16
Paradise: Ki Savo — How to Look just like God
All of the nations of the land will see that the name of God is called upon you and will fear you. — Dvarim 28:10
Paradise: Ki Seitsei — Mystics, Rationalists and Fringes on Clothes
You shall make yourself twisted threads on the four corners of your garment with which you cover yourself. — Dvarim 22:12
Paradise: Shoftim – Kings, Women and Candles
When he sits on his royal throne, he should write a copy of this Torah…and it should be with him; he will read it all the days of his life… — Dvarim 17:18–19
Paradise: Reeh – Baseball and Koheles
The Sukkos holiday you shall make for seven days…and you shall rejoice on your holiday. — Dvarim 16:13–14